Feeling Sick
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Well - the conclusion of my experience of last night is not to eat chinese any more. We ordered from China-Town yesterday after all of us were hungry, i ate noodles with Tofu and rice, nothing special. after dinner i felt a little sick and went to my room for a short nap. I woke up at 1:35 and went to puke myself in the toilet. after that i went to sleep again, and then woke up at 2:46, puked again, only to go back to the toilet and wake up at 4 in the morning back there. i am now in the library feeling really bad and wishing i would have died last night.

New Apartment
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We are looking for a new roommate, to our new big apartment. i attach a qualification questionnaire for it. please fill out and let me know if you are interested. application can be filled and sent to me until january 4th.

Qualification Exam for an additional roommate:
Name:______ Gender:_____ Age:________
FWI: The Rent is 630 US$/Month, and the additional bills will be around 700 Nis/Month. Please take this into consideration.
Have you ever lived outside your parents house? (Y/N)
Did you work to pay for it? (Y/N)
Are you willing to assist in rent and other payments? (Y/N)
If so, in what percentage? ____%
Do you have friends that are not recipients of this newsletter? (Y/N)
If so, Will they be coming to our apartment frequently? (Y/N)
If so, will they be sitting on the couch and smoking marijuana? (Y/N)
If so, do you consider that a bad thing? (Y/N)
Are you interested in being involved in group sex? (Y/N)
If so:
Males: Shall you be bringing your own partners? (Y/N)
Shall you bring additional partners for us? (Y/N)
Females: Shall you be bringing any of your friends? (Y/N)
If So:
Do they spit or swallow? (Spit/Swallow/Gurgle[extra points])
Do they do rim-jobs? (Y/N)
Do they have any VDs? (Y/N)
Will You be assisting with the dishes? (Y/N)
If so, in what portion? (Y/N)
Do you have any recreational equipment? (mark X where needed)
[] Sony Playstation [] Sony Playstation II [] Television [] Nintendo (Model:__) [] Xbox
[] Computer (Spec:________________________________________)
[] Notebook Computer (Spec:________________________________)
[] DVD [] Poker Table [] Pool Table [] Stereo System
[] Ping Pong Table [] Naked Twister rag [] Dolby Digital Equipment
Do you play network games? (Y/N)
What are your four basic food groups? (Mark X where needed)
[] Pizza [] Pasta [] Chinese [] Thai
[] Indian [] Burger [] French [] Junk
Do you play any musical instrument? (Y/N)
If so, will you be bringing it with you? (Y/N)
Do you have any problems with people playing loud music until dawn? (Y/N)

New Car
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I got my Smart Car, finally. installed a great stereo, and now i can drive it around the town (when i feel better, i really want to die now, this feels like an hangover, but it isn't it's really really weird.)

School Paper
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Well, wish me luck, my interview is tomorrow and i hope not to be sick as hell. I feel REALLY BAD for the first time in over a year. i cannot remember when i felt this bad. i just hope it will pass. i cannot eat, cannot drink anything but water

Anyways
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(1) Maya (Rosenthal) - you always say i never write about you. well, here goes - I wish you luck in your driver's test.
(2) Maya (Lan) - Miss you. write some more.... I`ll be in europe in Mid-Jan, shall you be in london?
(3) Amir - Come back soon, we shall leave a space in our room (same for schwartz)

That's it,
It was a short one,
Jon

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This Week On The Newsletter:
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Table Of Contents:
(1) Lost Kid
(2) Money4Nothing
(3) Student Appreciation Day
(4) Alcohol and me
(5) Sex in the city/New Apartment?
(7) www.ilhost.com
(8) Contact me!

Where in The World is Carmen Santiago (maybe having sex with Amir)
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Has anyone seen, been written by, had sex with or even just heard of Amir Amit? he was last seen in Malvern Australia, and we heard that Shaya, his (Ex-)Girlfriend came to visit. since then, and it was a month ago, no signs of life were given from this person. if anyone sees him please notify his worried parents.

School Newspaper
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Well, Shlomit and I are candidates for editing the school newspaper (keep note that i am still calling it school, even though it is really really ultra high school - the academy) and we wanted to start making it more, well i donnu, interesting. so i thought about some subjects that i would like to hear you feedback on:
(1) Me and Shlomps go to eat somewhere (on the newspaper's expense account) and write a review.
(2) Then we go out to a movie (again, same expense account) and review it.
(3) we set people on blind dates, and they have to write about the other person in a real way, meaning things like 'why the hell does he tuck his shirt in' or stuff.
(4) Surveys and shit
(5) Letting students mail us articles and publish them.

It's the National Student Appreciation Day
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Well, I Just got a call from my mom, which is in berlin (i had to stay, wanted to study) she is currently having dinner with no other than - - - my tax law teacher. and he said only nice things about me, and called me a talented student (although he is the only teacher which i am able to sleep in his classes since he is so relaxing). I feel good - ta na na na na na na , i know that i would , ta na na na na na na.

Alcohol And Me
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It was my parents 25th anniversary, or do we call it a golden shower (no, that's another kind of perversion) they call it the silver wedding. whatever, i bartended alongside Noam (my cousin) and we both managed to get eighty fifty year olds drunk, and also highlights:
(1) Gil, my 14 year old cousin had intoxicated himself for the first time, drank: 1 White Russian, 1 Vodka-RedBull, 1 Margarita (not frozen) and 2 Cups of Punch
(2) I used my rhetoric ability in order to prepare a speech for the entire forum.
(3) Decided that no longer will i drink cheap alcohol.

Sex In The City?
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Well, Hertzelia is a city, and we are moving to a new apartment (we're moving on up, to the eastside, to a deluxe apartment in the sky) above Keren (we love you) Dolev, it is a 5 room apartment, and we are only 2 people, so we have 2 free rooms if you want to come over for orgies. we shall call one a Wreck (and not Rec) Room and the other shall be the Gym.

Where has everyone Gone?
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Following the disappearance of Amir ('Amiry') Amit, has been a major drop in presence in WWW.ILHOST.COM, meaning that you people are like scavengers, come in once in a while, so we can give you a reward for your money's worth.

Contact Me!
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Still want to hear new ideas, and know when and why everyone is coming back!

Love You All (maybe not all of you, but especially you..)

Jon

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Insights (for those who have not the will power to read most of the BS)
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had a very very long day.
I really had fun.
I feel the sorrow of my

Good News!

Good Morning?
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I woke up at 7.30 in der morgen (in the morning) and got to work, i had to rush everything quickly since i had to go to the cemetery for my grandfather's brother's memorial.

A New Apartment
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Around 9 Indermorgen, my phone rang, it was from an unknown number, so i answered, it was the landlord of the apartment above Keren, she asked if we were still interested in that apartment, that is actually quite nice, big (2 toilets so Mailen won't bug me about the time i spend there in my morning to get my beauty shower) and not that expensive, i said a tentative okay, and said i would have to talk to meir (who obviously agreed)

Well, Car?
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around 09.30 i went to the Mercedes dealership to check out the new S.M.A.R.T, and to see whether i could trade in my car, and to see how much would i have to work for it...

Saw The Car
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Well, it was a very special show room, and i started by sitting in the car, it was kind of small, but comfortable, i could fit in quite easily, it felt nice, then i opened the hood and started to laugh, the engine is cooled by a FAN that is like on of the fans on meir's computer, it is 600 cc, and 54 HP. she explained some things about the levels of the car, i nodded and we went for a test drive.

Test Drive
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The saleswoman got in the car and started to drive first to let me see how the car 'feels', and she right away went to the highway. i asked her WHY? and took the car to the inner streets of Tel Aviv. tested my parking skill and etc. we got back and i fell in love. i wanted the car. i could order a car, but that could take 3-4 months, so i asked what is in stock, there were currently 2 cars in stock, a metallic blue with a glass roof (all the roof) and a gray with fiberglass one. i told the saleswoman that i wanted the blue one, and that i`d get back to her after i consult my family.

Accountant
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I had to go to my accountant to sign some checks [which will be a good thing in 4 paragraphs] but i was in a real hurry, since i had to be in my grandfather's office by 13.00 so we can go to jerusalem for the memorial. i got in, signed as quickly as i could and rushed out. DID NOT GET A TICKET!!

Factory
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I got to the factory at 12.45 and had to break in since no one bothered to open the door. went to my grandfather's office and chatted with him until my grandmother came, she was accompanied by Avi Zvi Klinger (my Dad's cousin's son), his wife (Dana?) and their child (Jonathan Klinger [Jr.]) and we started chit-chatting, his wife questioned me about my life, which seemed a bit strange when i told her i speak fluent english and hebrew and basic german, spanish and french, as well as have a basic concept of all latin dialects and can read sheet music.

Car?
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I called the dealership to say that i am interested and if they could reserve me the car. I told my dad about the fact that i chose the blue one, and he , which is a great glass expert (anyway, he is considered the best in the middle east) said that a glass one is dangerous and i should take the fiberglass one. i called the dealership to reserve me the gray one.

Intercept
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When my mom heard about my dad's decision, she had to intercept, she wanted a glass roof (for MY CAR!!) so after telling the dealership i am taking the gray one, i had to notify her, 5 minutes later, that i am taking the blue one.

Memorial
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By 14.00 we got to jerusalem and i was famished, i had realized that i have not eaten breakfast, not dinner the night before................. we walked down to the grave of my grandfather's brother, which was the only person besides him from the family which survived the holocaust, and while everyone was saying Kadish, i read the writings on the tomb, it said - Here rests Abraham Zvi Klinger, a husband, a father, a brother . and it hit me. i began crying. it was the only sad thing i had really seen in the last year which made me cry. it got to me, i felt so sad for him, he was the only part of my grandfather's family who was left, and he was gone too. I just felt bad for him, I am sure that now i know why it is important to remember.

Food
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After cleansing my soul i felt a more earthly need, for food. My dad, uncle, grandfather and grandmother went down to Abu Gosh to eat Lebanese food. 318 Nis, lots of food. that's it.

Back To the Accountant
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I had to rush back to the accountant to take a check for the car (4400 nis advance) before 5 o'clock, i rushed through tel-aviv's traffic, got there in time, took the check (i signed earlier) and drove through traffic to the dealership.

Back To The Dealership
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Well, i signed lots of papers.... have to go back on friday for more.

To The Office
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Had some papers waiting for me to take care of from the early morning, went to work and stayed there for an hour until my head exploded. i called the landlord [funny word, isn't it, i think it's originated from england, is constructed from LAND and LORD] and said that we're taking the apartment.

Home
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Got home at Seven, but the clothes in the laundry.

That's it.

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